And then…."oh nuggets. My parents are going to kill me."
Pregnancy as a stigma has plagued my sex life since my de-flowerment (well, pregnancy and AIDS of course). So when I realised I was up the spout…I freaked out - because that's what you're suppose to do, right?
That's when the worst thing ever dawned on me
I am 29 years old.
I am married.
I am well educated.
I have a mother flippin' job.
I earn a respectable living.
I have a pension and own a set of god damn pearls.
THIS IS NOT A TEENAGE PREGNANCY!
…I am a fucking adult.
...and I am having a baby.
Allie Brosh Where is Allie Brosh??