hoping for a puppy
About a minute after I got back from my honeymoon, I took the most important piss of my life.
There I was, sat on the handicapped toilet of my office, bent over, hand between my legs, pissing all over my fingers. And then there they were, three seasoned pee-sticks in front of me confirming that I am forchizz with nugget.
It was like my vagina reached out from between my legs and slapped me across the face (splat!) - pregnant!
I looked down at my stomach…somewhere in there, ten-thousand leagues under the sea was my very own, and my very first zygote.
Posted by Lola Jane Reid